Silver lining of the apocalypse

I try to find the good in bad situations.  It’s a terrible character flaw for one who is supposed to be Nihilistic and intimidating, but I deal with it as best I can.  I propose that if these are in fact, the End of Days, and from here on out to our racial demise we are going to be bombarded with an endless cavalcade of catastrophes, that at least until the electricity goes away, I can watch it all unfold in real time.  I don’t have to wait for news from a courier, or for a telegram.  I’ve got broadband and a ridiculous array of channels on the television to keep me supplied with up to the second updates on the demise of humanity, should that ever come to pass.  It’s good to live in the future.

True randomness

They won't be available until next January, but Psyleron will be putting out a key-chain random event generator: Psyleron

Synaptic seepage detected!

So I'm browsing alternate ULC titles.  A friend of mine is a "Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality", and I've just got "Reverend."  I'm mentioning a few of these to my roommate.  We pick up the conversation there.
 
Me: "you can get Gothi as a title.  I used to be a Gothi" (in the Troth)
G: "I've seen a Goatse."
Me: "Gothi, not Goatse, dammit.  You can't semantically confuse those words.  It causes synaptic seepage!"
G: "Oooh."
Me: "But maybe that's why it echos so much when we call 'Ooooooooodinnnnn!'"
G: Rofls.  Almost literally, 'cause he almost fell out of his chair.