So I'm browsing alternate ULC titles. A friend of mine is a "Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality", and I've just got "Reverend." I'm mentioning a few of these to my roommate. We pick up the conversation there.
Me: "you can get Gothi as a title. I used to be a Gothi" (in the Troth)
G: "I've seen a Goatse."
Me: "Gothi, not Goatse, dammit. You can't semantically confuse those words. It causes synaptic seepage!"
G: "Oooh."
Me: "But maybe that's why it echos so much when we call 'Ooooooooodinnnnn!'"
G: Rofls. Almost literally, 'cause he almost fell out of his chair.
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